Sanjy Likes Ta Hula . . . Cripes.

The guys were back to being weeeeak this week. HA. It was also "secrets revealed" and some of them would've been better off keeping their secrets to themselves. Take Sanjaya -- this kid obviously is desperate to get voted off. His confession of being able to hula was just LAME LAME LAME. Plus the fact he can't even hula well. What an insult to all the professional hula dancers out there. Ick. His hair also left much to be desire. Obviously he got his hands on a straightening iron and somebody needs to promptly take it back. Horrendous. He looks much better with the waves though I think he should lop that mop off regardless. What did he sing? I can't remember but I do remember that it was awful. Again. I won't even predict that he gets the boot cause I'm sure all those teeny boppers and Children of the 80s who want to remember Michael Jackson as normal wore their fingers off dialing and texting in their votes.

Even though I said I like Phil, he made me absolutely CRINGE with his rendition of LeeAnn Rymes' "I need You." Ghastly! As Simon would say. Simon cracked me up with his comment of, "That hat and those big eyes . . ." Ryan asked Phil if he would squint next week. I suggest he definitely pick a better song! And of course Jimmy and I were totally off the mark on who would be signing the LeeAnn song. We thought Brandon the Backup Singer would considering he fits that image of singing female ballads. He attacked Cyndi Lauper's Time After Time last week. And killed it. I actually did like Brandon better this week but I think he's not going to last much longer. But who am I to predict who stays or goes? Lord knows I got it all wrong last week with the exception of Farrah Fawcett Hair. But I digress.

I think Blake is the one to contend with because he is just so original and nothing the likes of American Idol has seen before. Plus none of the judges recognized the song he did but they still loved it. Couldn't tell you what it was either.

I voted for Jared because I just like him. He did do good on the Stevie Wonder song and I'm not a Stevie Wonder fan by any means. I think they have WAY too many Stevie Wonder performances on this show in the first place. If he makes it to the top 12 I hope they do something with his wardrobe cause that argyle sweater he was wearing last night did nada for me. He also reminds me of that dude on Young and the Restless -- Malcolm? Something like that. I don't watch Young and the Restless but still know who the major characters are. I've watched it few times when I've been waiting in dr's offices and I'm always stunned how REAL the storylines and characters are. Nothing like the craziness of Days where you have to suspend all notion of reality. Any hoo, I'm totally getting off track . . .

Sundance was eh. Nothing great. He sang a Pearl Jam song and I really wasn't impressed. I still hope he's around next week cause he has such a nice personality and loved his "secret" of being a thin person in disguise " . . . but there no pictures to prove it". Too funny. Especially when they stuck his head on a skinny body and made his teeth sparkle when he winked at the camera.

Chris Sligh, whom I'm going to refer to as Jack Osborne from now cause that's who he totally looks like, sang some weird song I'd never heard of. He can still sing though and still makes me laugh with his quirky personality. Interesting to know all those "luscious" curls don't come from a box. That was his big secret.

Well, folks it's time for the girls, so I'm going to go watch the show now. More tomorrow . . .

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