Okay, I'm wearing diapers, but what happens when the car runs outta gas?

So, I guess everyone has heard about the crazy astronaut chick that tried kidnapping the other astronaut chick that she thought was fooling around with their fellow male astronaut? She was actually a pretty attractive lady . . . until they arrested her and now she resembles some psycho b*tch. Maybe it was when she decided that wearing diapers so she wouldn't have to stop on a 900 mile road trip was a good idea. Or actually it probably was when she decided that kidnapping her fellow astronaut was the right thing to do to keep her man focused on her. Never mind the fact she's already married and has kids. I swear I have no clue what makes supposedly rational people suddenly do completely asinine things but I can tell you one thing, you will never catch me wearing diapers on a 900 mile road trip.